Osiris Dress Wear

This is the crook on the left and fail is
on the right.

I am not joking he didn't dress like a guy. He wore the white helmet of upper Egypt with a group of feathers on either side. He was normally caught having the atef crown, the elaborate plumed headdress. He gripped these tools called the crook and fail. They don't sound very strong! Cause if you think about it it sounds like someone is in trouble, I mean crook? Really??  The fail sounds just plain weird. He also had a really weird body color. You would never guess what it is. Come on try to guess! It is GREEN! I know, how weird. Don't even get me started with that mans lower body.. It was wrapped. As if  they were already partly mummified. Now come on bet you are thinking I am making this stuff up but I am not I promise. But I have reliable resources.